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Joke of the Day
"what did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? {choking noises}"
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"Couldn't get to the gym and gained a bit of belly fat this semester... I just had too much on my plate."
"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens!"
"So many good trailers; so few good movies."
"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"
"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"
"I answer with an automatic ""Yes"" each time my mom says ""Oh, have I told you...?"" I could miss out on something good but chances are slim."
"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"
"I'm bringing sexy backward."
"What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank? One Alpha Fish."