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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking of taking the cross product of force and distance, ... ... but that's so much work."

"What time is it in Brazil? Oh, it's 7 past Cesar"

"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"

"I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?"

"Did you hear about the hippy that drowned at the beach? Apparently he was too far out."

"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."

"What do you call it when Einstein faps? A stroke of genius."

"How does a Marxist jack off? By seizing the means of reproduction."

"Spice up your Facebook timeline when someone's status turns to ""It's complicated"" by posting ""thanks for last night"" underneath it."

"are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]"