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Joke of the Day

"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table? Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"I would make a gay joke.. Butt fuck it."

"Me and my Pink Floyd cover band played at an Epilepsy Awareness Concert... ... we absolutely killed!"

"By the year 2020, the word ""Silly"" will be considered Harmful. It will be replaced by ""Seriously Challenged."""

"Which alligator lives in the arctic? The refridgegator."

"Apple have talked about their most recent iPhone recently, The sales team seems to think it was a huge 6s"

"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."

"Friend told me that on her strict new diet, she eats each meal naked in front of a mirror. I said would you like to come over for dinner?"

"[PetSmart] *approaches checkout with bird seed* ""that all for you today?"" Yes. How long does it usually take? ""For what?"" For them to grow"

"stupid knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn't know you can yodel"