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Joke of the Day
"I would make a gay joke.. Butt fuck it."
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu!"
"Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around? Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet"
"What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh..."
"You're riding a horse full speed, a man on a giraffe at your side, and a ferocious lion in hot pursuit. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel."
"We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts"
"YYZ was the first song I ever learned -Said no drummer ever."
"What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed? ""I Duggar."""
"Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10."
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot."