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Joke of the Day

"This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?"

"I speak fluent hint. - No man anywhere, ever, never ever"

"Did you hear about the policeman who arrested the two boys, one who had a battery in possession and the other a firework? He charged one and let the other off."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut."

"I asked my Gynecologist about a Job She said they had a few openings"

"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."

"My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment."

"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"

"A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions."