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Joke of the Day

"stupid knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn't know you can yodel"

"Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them away. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."

"My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten."

"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"

"Not only are all my tweets stolen, but so are all my thoughts. And everything I say. And my identity. And this baby."

"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"Why are gardeners the best pimps? Because they are well versed in whorticulture"

"Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker."

"An iphone user walks into a bar, a hotel, or a field. He's not too sure"

"How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby."