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Joke of the Day

"Which alligator lives in the arctic? The refridgegator."

"Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere."

"What's it called when an oil rig makes an inappropriate joke? Crude humor."

"What do pedophiles and climate change deniers have in common? [NSFW] They both enjoy fucking the next generation."

"I'm not sure how I can prove it, but I think I'm actually more stupid since joining Twitter..."

"I had to stop breeding rabbits... I found it to be a hare raising experience."

"I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags..."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"