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Joke of the Day

"By the year 2020, the word ""Silly"" will be considered Harmful. It will be replaced by ""Seriously Challenged."""

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!"

"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I had sex I'd be a cheap prostitute"

"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and wont shut the fuck up."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. I'll see myself out."

"Jesus was on his way from heaven to Earth for the Second Coming, but his car broke down along the way. He was driving a Chrysler."

"What do you call a midget clown that juggles? A Juggalo"

"I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier... But I couldn't find any"

"(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims ""Hellooo Ladies"""