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Joke of the Day
"I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it."
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"Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!"
"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"
"What do you call a /u/LegitLizard that can't move? A /u/LegitLizard with e_reptile_ dysfunction!"
"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."
"Guy: Can I get your number? Me: I kill plants for fun"
"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""
"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"
"Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case"
"Making the arrangements for my wife's funeral is tough She keeps asking what I'm doing"