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Joke of the Day

"Guy: Can I get your number? Me: I kill plants for fun"

"There is a bomb going to explode in 3...2...1... Holy shit, this blew up!"

"What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush? You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""joke"" to me. I still don't know what it means."

"Which American president was not guilty? Lincoln, he was in a cent"

"Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise."

"How do you know an Asian broke into your home? The computer's upgraded, the cat is missing and they're still trying to back the fuck outta the driveway."

"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."

"If you pluck a hair out of Hitler's head... ...do you now have a root of all evil?"

"Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends."