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Joke of the Day

"Making the arrangements for my wife's funeral is tough She keeps asking what I'm doing"

"What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank? Pilaf."

"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."

"Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese. .... means ""every thing"". (first timer here, be gentle)"

"What do eagles and moles have in common? They both fly, except for the mole..."

"Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping."

"Why are there no black CIA agents? Because you'd never be able to convince him to help the massive drug smuggling conspiracy that's shipping cocaine into his family's neighborhood."

"For this Valentines day, I'll be inundated. Oops. I mean I'll be in, undated."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get Jalapeno business."

"I love dying from sneezing 11 times in a row and being defibrillated back to life with a 12th"