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Joke of the Day

"Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!"

"""How much do you love me?"" Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you ""But it's so cloudy"" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know"

"I'm giving up for Lent."

"Bieber fever begins with a rash on your gentials that quickly spreads to the brain."

"What do a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"What Do You Call A Black Person On The Moon? An Astronaut You Racist Bastard."

"What is the early 17th Century English word for having excrement and blood smeared on your forearms? fisticuffs"

"Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of mouse walks on two legs? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs? A: They all do!"

"Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me."

"I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post... It's really tasteless."