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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"
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"I didn't think my golf joke was that good, but everyone kept assuring me it was subpar."
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"An assault rifle that only shoots blanks should be called a JK-47! I am fun at parties please invite me to them."
"ME: I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song?"
"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects."
"Person one: Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither? Person 2: No? Person 1: Me Neither. Person 1: You didnt get it? Person 2: No Person 1: Me neither"
"Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know they were catholics."
"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."