201775
Joke of the Day
"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."
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"What do you call a Trump-supporting midget having a seizure? A Foul Munchkin Malfunction"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years"
"Watching X-Men. Hard to believe that all this stuff actually happened."
"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. Because they always take things literally."
"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"
"The New York Giants."
"HER [sits seductively on my lap] The more you tip...the more I'll take off ME [reaches for wallet] This is such a weird way to cut hair"