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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a /u/LegitLizard that can't move? A /u/LegitLizard with e_reptile_ dysfunction!"
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"The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones."
"Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know."
"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3. 2 to die and 1 to never get over it. Heard while playing Arkham Knight"
"You know what's the biggest turn off for me? Consent."
"I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added ""they fall right off"""
"[Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers ""No sir this is a porn shop"". The guy says ""Oh well, do you have any dill though?"""
"Found out i was colourblind the other day.. Hit me right out of the purple"
"My name should just be man1012... because I have no D. (according to a YT commenter)"
"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."