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Joke of the Day

"Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you're a parent: -showers -sitting down to eat -drinking coffee while it's hot -pooping"

"In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs. Well seasoned and well rounded."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock"

"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."

"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"

"Why do jewish men get circumcised? Because a jewish woman wouldn't touch anything unless it's 20% off."

"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."

"what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!"

"What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo? A hit-the-spotimus."

"Hey ladies, if you don't want me staring at your tattoos, maybe you should lock your front door before showering."