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Joke of the Day
"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."
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"I from korea Hi"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."
"Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks? Yes, for sizzles. Edit: Snoop Lion"
"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."
"My friend told me he really dislikes ""All Star"" by Smashmouth. I said: ""Hey now..."""
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