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Joke of the Day

"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."

"Did you hear about the middle eastern clowns? ISIS"

"a group of kittens is called a litter because kittens are garbage"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."

"So that's what ""Tiger blood"" means!"

"Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend."

"#1: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?"

"What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? Having to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"

"What do you call a pizza who's a DJ? DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm."