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Joke of the Day

"Why do jewish men get circumcised? Because a jewish woman wouldn't touch anything unless it's 20% off."

"When is the best time to eat fast food? *Fri*day!"

"phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget"

"Never give a Roman a high five. Or he'll give you a HIV."

"I got 99 problems but I'm avoiding them all."

"Why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"

"What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying."

"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"

"What's more impressive than the talking dragon? A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!"

"4 stages of a relationship: 1) Hand in hand 2) That in hand 3) Hand in that 4) That in that"