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Joke of the Day

"what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!"

"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."

"BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?"

"Apparently 95% of the girl like to be waking up by oral sex !!! Well its not true, ""WHO ARE YOU AND REMOVE THIS FROM MY MOUTH"" Said the girl in the park yesterday !!"

"Animals are more careful than human. Here is the reason. http://funnyentry.com/ny-pizza-rat-turns-to-cannibalism/"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? You breathe through *that*?"

"What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."

"You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta."

"What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was good, but the RECEPTION was great!"