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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock"
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"I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it."
"The last four letters of the word ""queue"" are just there because they saw a queue forming and hoped it was for something good."
"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."
"You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket. It was a herd shot round the world."
"If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats."
"BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS"
"Nothing scares people away like saying something positive on the internet."
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever"" !"
"Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer."