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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who drunk brake fluid everyday? He's ok he can stop whenever he wants."
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"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"
"My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right."
"I feel like I could beat a polygraph test every time I tell someone that I'll make sure to return the Tupperware that the dish came in."
"[NSFW] Prostitutes prices have gotten much cheaper You get more bang for your buck"
"what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark."
"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"
"So two guys walks into a bar.. One of them says ""Ouch"""
"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"
"I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."