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Joke of the Day
"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"
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"Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap."
"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."
"before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do"
"I went camping with my family for the first time. It was in tents."
"You know, I'm old enough to remember... When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald"
"They told me not to Blink or I'd miss it... ...But I _______ and I missed it."
"CHIPOTLE MANAGER: we can't figure out why these e.coli outbreaks keep happening ME: [bathing in a tub of salsa in the back] ya very weird"
"My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon ! Thanks Panama Papers !"
"What do you call a German jerk? Deutschebag"