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Joke of the Day

"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"

"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"

"The problem with protests... Is that once things start to get lit, the cops show up and ruin it."

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Bad puns are the best puns How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire? He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*."

"There's no 72 virgins, guess where terrorists actually go when they die? *explosion* EVERYWHERE!"

"casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby"

"Have you ever meet someone so Jewish... That they didn't want to pay for their train ticket?"

"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"

"Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!"