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Joke of the Day
"I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."
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"What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married? A cantaloupe."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"how can you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke Wednesday."
"I'm gonna steal a bunch of Jesus fish off minivans and then put them back three days later."
"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year... Now, it's Election night."
"Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition... It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules."
"pool party at my house, bring ur own pool"
"I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC."
"What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick."