59271
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl on the grill? Patty"
Next Joke
"If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?"
"Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems."
"If you want to touch the sky... Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)"
"Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills."
"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."
"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to hold the penis. ... ... ... Er... I mean... The ladder."
"Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds."
"Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today"
"I wanted to be a sky diving instructor... But it's not the kind of job you just fall in to."