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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today"

"What's black and white and red all over A biracial couple in a knife fight"

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk."

"*turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets"

"Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals."

"Black Joke Why do black people have nice clothes, expensive jewelry, and drive fancy cars with rims but live in crappy houses/apartments? -They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet."

"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ? I didn't even know he was sick !"

"I went to read the dictionary, but... My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn't really get far."

"What's an Arab's favorite car? Citroen C4"