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Joke of the Day

"Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems."

"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"

"Get redditors to read your post with this one weird trick, moderators hate it!"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Nothing. They're both on Reddit EVERY FUCKING DAY."

"Tell my WiFi love her."

"I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting."

"Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed."

"IPhone 7 headphone jack [removed]"

"Bought the 'Sounds of the Rainforest' cd, not as relaxing as I hoped. The 1st half was birds chirping, rest was chainsaws and bulldozers"

"Playboy bunnies are weird. Who decided that women look sexier dressed up as half-human half-rabbit monsters?"