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Joke of the Day
"Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems."
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"Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics."
"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."
"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."
"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."
"We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap. I'm not sure why, there's probably some Claus against it..."
"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."
"Went to the doctors yesterday, suffering from premature ejaculation... ... doctor said, ""This must be very stressful for your wife"". I replied, ""To be honest, it's getting on her tits""."
"*ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?"
"I tried to become a proctologist but it was a real pain in the ass."