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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas? A popsicle!"
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"I think we figured out which one was Destiny's child."
"What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!"
"I got sacked from the dodgems. I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal."
"what did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B"
"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"
"my girlfriend folded the corner on a page of my new book, rather than use a bookmark. so i gently folded her credit card, until it snapped."
"When people post statuses like ""Don't text or call me! Bad mood!"" Um, no one was ever going text/call you in the first place. Just saying'"
"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"