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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas? A popsicle!"

"I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated."

"[An old thermometer breaks scattering mercury beads all over the floor] ""Get out of here, NOW!"" ""Why?"" ""HAVEN'T U SEEN TERMINATOR 2?"""

"Fade Away by Peter Out"

"Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner? Because someone stole his boat."

"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"

"Apparently, my office doesn't think the women's restroom needs a tampon disposal, so wrapped it up and put it in their suggestion box."

"What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes? I have no Idea."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, kinda gross, and picked up at the gas station."

"Take a pistol 1. Take a pistol 2. Point it to your head 3. Pull the trigger WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"