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Joke of the Day

"Take a pistol 1. Take a pistol 2. Point it to your head 3. Pull the trigger WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"

"I like my women like I like my onion rings. Battered."

"So I heard you were good at making pee jokes Urine. EDIT: Wow most karma I've ever gotten in a post"

"a tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out"

"What's the most fucked up joke you know that is not racist in any way? Lemme have it."

"I wanna work for a company where if you pass the drug test you get fired."

"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"

"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."

"I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work."

"Whats more bruised than an old apple? My asshole after a night with Caitlyn Jenner"