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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, my office doesn't think the women's restroom needs a tampon disposal, so wrapped it up and put it in their suggestion box."

"Wearing sunglasses makes you look (_) *Shady.*"

"hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield"

"I see your nerd joke and raise you mine A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. He says to the bartender ""How much?"". Bartender replies, ""For you no charge."""

"Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie? Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne"

"What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law? **A small medium at large.** ^(Hope this doesn't get posted often)"

"What did the octopus make for desert? ...Octopie"

"Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale."

"Women.... Women are like condoms, they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."

"I'm shocked... Turns out toasters aren't waterproof."