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Joke of the Day
"I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated."
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"Noticed something between my grandma's boobs today. Her belly button."
"Cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 The look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"
"If your house is hit by a dolphin, don't go outside to see if the dolphin is alright, that's how the hurricane tricks you to come outside."
"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."
"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"
"Play Mambo No. 5 at my funeral even if you have to fight my family"
"I FEEL SO ALIVE MCDONALD'S IS GIVING AWAY FREE COFFEE I PASSED 20 MCDONALD'S TODAY DO THE MATH TOO LATE I DID THE MATH SLEEP IS FOR MORTALS"
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
"So a blind man walked into a bar.. It really hurt"