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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner? Because someone stole his boat."

"How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"Does anyone ever spiral into control?"

"If I'm going to have to become a communist... Then so be it."

"The theme song for my sex life is ""With or Without You."""

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ... Where's the bar tender?"

"Why do witches not wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on their broom."

"How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course."

"There once was a man from Trent.. There once was a man from Trent. His cock was so long, it bent. When he was in trouble, he tucked it in double. So instead of cumming, he went."