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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"
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"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic I wont take no for an answer."
"How is Budweiser like Making Love in a Canoe? It's Fucking Close to Water."
"What star sign is a donut? It's a Taurus!"
"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party? Because he had no-body to dance with."
"[after blowing out all the candles on my cake] him: Did you wish for world peace again? me: haha of course. *A WILD SQUIRTLE APPEARS*"
"Unable to stop their phones and washing machines from exploding, Samsung announced today they're changing their name to the ACME Corp."
"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."
"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""
"Two college grads are standing at a counter... The one says to the other ""I'll have a number 6, super sized"""