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Joke of the Day
"15 year olds be like I remember 9/11"
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"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""
"How do you get 4 old ladies to yell ""Shit!""? Get a 5th old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""
"What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice? Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder."
"Life tip: If you're curious if you've gotten fat, have a kid draw your picture."
"Why do dwarves laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls."
"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."
"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"A neutron walks into a bar He asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The barkeep replied, ""For you, no charge."""