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Joke of the Day
"15 year olds be like I remember 9/11"
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"*romantically climbs into your balcony to ask for your wifi password*"
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"Me: You have to be nice or Santa won't deliver any toys this year. 5: Me: 5: My brother lets me play with his."
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"