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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walks into a bar He asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The barkeep replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said... ""What a treasure"" and your dad said ""Lets go bury it!"""

"[At the ferret store] I'll take five of those furry slinkys"

"I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss's boss."

"says ""bartender, I'll hve a beer please"" A time traveler walks into a bar"

"What did Ron Burgandy say when he dropped his waffle on the beach? Go fuck yourself sandy Eggo"

"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"

"???: Knock knock. James: Who's there? ???: You know. James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct. James Potter: James Potter: Fuck."

"When you drink morning coffee ... You know your boss is waiting for your report. Let him wait a little...."

"What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke? Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there? 911. 911 who? You said you'd never forget"