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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."
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"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"
"Why do some women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that have been buried there."
"I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone."
"What do you call a dog that can preform magic? A Labracadabra."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate it's tit a lot"
"Most of being a parent means saying ""Great!!"" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill."
"If by ""eat clean"" you mean ""donuts in the shower"", then yes - I eat clean."
"Why don't you hear Django's penis talk during the movie? The D is silent."
"Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well"