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Joke of the Day

"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"I once knew a guy... I once knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking alcohol, eating rich food and sex. He lived healthy until he killed himself."

"Some guys are afraid to finish when fapping... Not me, though. I ain't afraid of nuttin!"

"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."

"Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' a Thought said and killed herself..."

"I tweeted to Steve Harvey tonight that he was still my favorite all-time host of Family Feud; but two and a half minutes later I tweeted again to tell him it is actually Richard Dawson"

"I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald."

"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus depot filled with old people, and a crab with DD boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean."

"Why are Redditors naturally great at swordfighting? They practice riposting all the time."