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Joke of the Day
"Life tip: If you're curious if you've gotten fat, have a kid draw your picture."
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"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."
"*Opens fortune cookie* ~You just ate cat, you thought was beef."
"Smokey: ""Only you can prevent forest fires"" Me: HOLY SHIT A TALKING BEAR"
"I don't trust public opinion polls because they don't take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots."
"My Christmas shopping will be financed by my swear jar again this year."
"Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!"
"6:30 is the best time on a clock... ...hands down."
"What function do the bumps on a nipple serve? Its brail for, ""Suck This."""
"Everbody but Messi got a blowjob after the game cuz his dick was messi"