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Joke of the Day

"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""

"How does Moses make tea? He brews it."

"Donald Trump, candidate for President, reaffirmed for America that we shouldn't worry about the size of his genitals. Now that's classy... With a capital KKK."

"What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street? Get a broom, you two."

"Gf: am I pretty or ugly? Bf: you're both hun :) Gf: what do you mean both? Bf: you're pretty ugly."

"How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? Opens the car door."

"Having trouble making friends? Just tell a girl you love her and her first reaction is to say lets just be friends."

"What do you call a zoo where the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog? A shitzu."

"What do you call a gay drive by? A Fruit roll up"

"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."