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Joke of the Day

"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."

"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage, you wanna?"

"My friend just posted this on Facebook. He'll make a classic dad one day. I remember 2013 like it was yesterday OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!"

"Why is a day at the office the same as Christmas? Because you do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all of the credit."

"Just a short joke you are probably pretty familiar with yep, it's your penis"

"What do you call a white slave? Whipped cream."

"Why did the pop band get cancer? They were radio active."

"How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"How many dead babies, does it take to change a lightbulb? ...not 7, because it's still dark in my basement"