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Joke of the Day
"There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version."
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"What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun? They go into town and blow a few bucks."
"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it Apparently, she left me a few days ago"
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."
"A man was about to jump off the Empire State Building... A physicist runs up to him and shouts ""Don't do it you have so much potential!"""
"What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop da bomb on her twice"
"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before I jump on a trampoline"
"MEL GIBSON: HE'LL ONLY HIT YOU IF YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. THAT'S THE MEL GIBSON PROMISE."
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... and then it's fun and games with no depth perception."""
"wife: We really need to start teaching 9 some manners me: *shoving an entire Pop-Tart in my mouth and spitting crumbs everywhere* I agree"