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Joke of the Day
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."
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"I'm very good at hurdles In fact I hold the personal record"
"A quick thing I would like to say to the man who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing."
"What do you call a japanese homeless guy? Tokyo Drifter"
"Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit."
"Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range."
"Probably the worst time to say ""Or what?!"" is when the cops are telling you to drop the gun and step out of the vehicle."
"To spice things up in the bedroom, I have my wife dress up as a pizza boy. Then, I have her put the pizza on the counter and then leave."
"After a concert Bono started clapping and then said ""Every time I clap, a child dies in Africa"" . . . Someone from the audience chimed ""Stop fucking clapping then"""
"Sex while married"