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Joke of the Day

"A man was about to jump off the Empire State Building... A physicist runs up to him and shouts ""Don't do it you have so much potential!"""

"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"

"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? ""Trust me."""

"Teenage Parties It's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people."

"I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd."

"When Egypt had no internet, it was called Gypt."

"CUTE GIRL I LIKE: I'm gonna hang up ME TRYING TO FLIRT: No you hang up"

"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."

"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."

"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself."