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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop da bomb on her twice"

"if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a ""selfie""?....that's a ""groupie"""

"Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically? Goes better with their eyes."

"So I was playing terraria and I got killed by an eater of souls... Damn gingers"

"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."

"You hear about the new cemetery? People are dying to get in there..."

"Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect."

"So what do you say to an invisible man? Stand Clear."

"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"

"STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks."