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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it Apparently, she left me a few days ago"

"What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque."

"I told my 5 year old that he was allowed to choose 1 item from the grocery store so we're walking home with a cart."

"What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school? Bye Son (Bison)"

"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."

"Why does a woman smile when walking down the aisle? She knows that she no longer has to give blow jobs."

"Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs."

"Two friends are having a game night One friend is a serial killer and the other is a generic man. The man says he sucks at the game. The serial killer says 'that's why it's called the game of Life.'"

"Did you hear about that broom on the news?? It's sweeping the nation"

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually..."