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Joke of the Day

"What do you call fish that taste two times as salty? 2Na"

"I'd name my daughter Roxanne. I'd play the song for her all the time so she knows she doesn't HAVE to be a prostitute."

"Did you hear about the shooting at the blind school? They never saw it coming."

"Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon [hope you can decrypt it]"

"I never feel more hypocritical than when I tell my kid she's been on the computer too much."

"I just started the tequila diet and I'm making great progress! I've already lost 2 days!"

"What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion? Having to swallow your pride."

"Pizza is like sex... When its good, its really good, but when its bad, its still pretty good."

"I'm an atheist but if lightning struck Trump during his victory speech I'd become a monk."

"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"