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Joke of the Day

"Pizza is like sex... When its good, its really good, but when its bad, its still pretty good."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"

"Knock knock (Palestinian version)... ...who's there? - Ya - Ya who? - Yahudi!"

"Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine."

"Two tangents meet at a bar After a long evening the one tangent says: ""That was fun, we should meet again!"" The other: ""You know that isn't going to happen!"""

"What does a Muslim with allergies say? Al-achoo Akbar."

"Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to."

"Start your presentation with a joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."

"Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it."