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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the shooting at the blind school? They never saw it coming."
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"Birds that have mating rituals... I bet they just wing it."
"""Be there in 5,"" I text, though I am 30 minutes away, completely nude, and engaged in a fist fight with a neighbor."
"A physicist is sitting in a bar looking glum... ...so the bartender asks him ""Hey man, what's the matter?"" The physicist replies, ""Everything."""
"Why did the man bring his jar of jam to the abortion clinic? He had trouble unscrewing it."
"You know what's synonymous with the ""This pussy grabs back"" movement? The clench of the clam movement."
"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"
"Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie"
"my girlfriend hates orgasms when ever I give her one she just spits it out."
"How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."