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Joke of the Day

"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."

"My mom recently bought a Jesus shaped flashlight When I asked her why she said: So whenever someone says ""I can't see"" I can be like ""here, let Jesus light the path"""

"How many redditors does it take to make a good joke? Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost."

"I make weak food puns They're never stroganoff."

"Titties and explosions. Plot line optional. #HollywoodPostItNote"

"What do you call fake shit? Shampoo"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"Six meaty inches of protein packed bliss! No joke, the actual description of the black forest ham sandwich from Subway for their October special."

"I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West."