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Joke of the Day

"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"I have a step stool... I never knew my real stool."

"Do you think, when they were looking for that Carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego? Just a thought."

"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."

"Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance? To avoid monkey suits"

"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"

"I dated an hermaphrodite... It was an ""hermaphrodate"""

"Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!"

"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"

"[skydiving with my dog] Me: ur ears r inside out My dog: can't hear u my ears r inside out Me: it's the wind My dog: I think it's the wind"