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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion? Having to swallow your pride."
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"Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice? For the Halibut"
"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."
"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."
"A guy goes to the bar. The bouncer asks if the guy is driving. The guy responds, ""No I'm standing""."
"Cheerleaders are there to tell you that your team needs to score more points & the name of your team in case you forget at any given moment"
"the new ghostbusters r all womans?? seriuosoly. all womans?, this is the most unrealistic thing about the movie about peopel who bust ghosts"
"What do you name a dog with no legs? ""Cigarette"" because you take him out for a drag."
"If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed."
"Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!"